It's time for everyone's favorite galactic comedy talk show!! Star Wars Meets Wobbuffet!! Hosted by: Pythor P. Chumsworth!!! with your star none other than: WOBBUFFET! Today's guest stars are R2-D2 and Darth Vader. Pythor: welcome esteemed guests, might I inquire, do either of you fine chaps know what a Wobbuffet is? R2: beep boop bop? Vader: They wouldnt let me bring my android phone, so I cant google it. R2: transmitting know it all protocol droid signal, " Wobbuffet, the patient pokemon, Wobbuffet is usually a docile Pokémon that will never attack first. However, when it is attacked, it will inflate its body and initiate a counterstrike. When two or more of this Pokémon meet, they will attempt to outlast each other in a battle of endurance." Vader: show off.... Pythor: while that is correct, if this were an honest-to-goodness contest, you would be disqualified. Vader: Hey blobby, STARING CONTEST!!!
Wobbuffet: .... stares in Vader's direction
Pythor: Oh dear........
R2: shakes head and rolls eyes